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Random Axe of Kindness, painted by djyturz Random Axe of Kindness, painted :icondjyturz:djyturz 0 1 Face by djyturz Face :icondjyturz:djyturz 4 1 So Serious by djyturz So Serious :icondjyturz:djyturz 0 0 Food, Fast by djyturz Food, Fast :icondjyturz:djyturz 1 0 Haha by djyturz Haha :icondjyturz:djyturz 3 0 Good Morning, Depression by djyturz Good Morning, Depression :icondjyturz:djyturz 2 2 Brilliantplan by djyturz Brilliantplan :icondjyturz:djyturz 0 2 JpgFriday by djyturz JpgFriday :icondjyturz:djyturz 1 0 not paranoid by djyturz not paranoid :icondjyturz:djyturz 1 0 sup spuden by djyturz sup spuden :icondjyturz:djyturz 2 3 lobok very tall by djyturz lobok very tall :icondjyturz:djyturz 3 1 hate work by djyturz hate work :icondjyturz:djyturz 1 0 nizin adr by djyturz nizin adr :icondjyturz:djyturz 0 0 prost by djyturz prost :icondjyturz:djyturz 0 0 Success! by djyturz Success! :icondjyturz:djyturz 0 0 i can't find my beer by djyturz i can't find my beer :icondjyturz:djyturz 0 0

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metro hello by firry metro hello :iconfirry:firry 3 1 di by firry di :iconfirry:firry 2 8 Straight Out by VenomousMister Straight Out :iconvenomousmister:VenomousMister 45 33 Hang In There by JaydedPixie
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Cervilux by CBSorgeArtworks Cervilux :iconcbsorgeartworks:CBSorgeArtworks 99 21 Zombie Attack details by kraban Zombie Attack details :iconkraban:kraban 28 9 Got Panties? 5 by zmorphcom Got Panties? 5 :iconzmorphcom:zmorphcom 130 81
The beginning of our story
Part two: The actual beginning of our story.
A truck drives across a flat stretch of land. It eventually slows down, coming to a full stop soon enough. The driver swears. His name is Nathan Greene, and he has every right to swear, considering that the nearest gas stop is four miles away. With an air of great indignity and frustration, Nate gets out of the truck, fishing a gas can from behind the seat, and begins the long walk to the station.
His journey comes to an abrupt halt after about three hundred feet of travel, however, when a large comet streaked out of the sky and proceeded to turn his truck into a fair sized hole in the ground. He was flung another twenty or thirty feet in the impact, and was knocked unconscious. He awoke soon enough, and proceeded to call his friend about his findings.
“May as well stay here,” he thought to himself, “After all, I have no transport, I’m quite tired, and the damn thing keeps asking me my name.”
He thought about the las
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Withdrawal Period
Leaving "this" behind,
My soul is passed through
A meat grinder, metaphoric'ly.
Pushed from cluttered mind;
Like a junkie gone through
Withdrawal, rejection comes slowly.
Host to a parasite,
Doubt and disbelief
Worming through conscious mind.
Still, things come in the night;
Thoughts shake like a leaf,
Dreading what I may find.
Out of sight, out of mind,
Easier to forget what
Was once "mine."
Hurts to be one of a kind;
Part of a cleav'd pair... of what?
A bad sign.
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KIKI BERLIN by CherryBlossoms1
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KIKI BERLIN :iconcherryblossoms1:CherryBlossoms1 10 1
Blood Angel by CBSorgeArtworks Blood Angel :iconcbsorgeartworks:CBSorgeArtworks 148 18 Randolph Carter by horusbez Randolph Carter :iconhorusbez:horusbez 11 1
He lived on the corner of Providence and Freedom,
In a brick house, covered in ivy--
Like a shoddy gift wrapping job
That had been partially torn apart
In drooping shades of green.
His yard was made up of living chaos,
Birds, and rodents, and bugs controlled the lot.
He let everything live wherever it wanted;
And it grew wild, like an untamed jungle,
As he watered it, every day, without fail.
And he had a tattoo of a topless mermaid,
In faded green over his creased, tan skin.
His gray hair formed a horseshoe around his head,
And his face resembled old, stretched leather,
But his eyes, they shone like sapphires.
All his pants were torn and stained.
And if he got cut, he’d just let it bleed,
His hands were calloused with dirt under his nails,
And he smelled of cigars and vinegar,
And always had horehound candies to offer.
He drove a car that seemed to run off will power,
It was tomato red with flecks of rust,
And it smelled like a filling station and grease.
The tan plastic seats st
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In Dreams You're...Mine by DoctorBollocks In Dreams You're...Mine :icondoctorbollocks:DoctorBollocks 14 30 ReaDinG wItHout PurPose by skulpturro ReaDinG wItHout PurPose :iconskulpturro:skulpturro 447 211



Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
it's me! yay! wow, hi, me, how are YOU doin'? i'm doin' alright! how 'bout you? a'm okee.


Current Residence: in my head
Favourite genre of music: angry
Favourite photographer: my finger. for always being there to click the button.
MP3 player of choice: there's no such thing as choice.
Personal Quote: if at first it doesn't fit into a jar, smash it into a pulp until it can!


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spypants Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
amazing drawing skillz.................
djyturz Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you!
MicheleHansen Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave. :~}
djyturz Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i'm going to try and be on here more...
everything was over-loaded.
androidfink Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE your art, especially Numb!

Keep up the good work!
djyturz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah i haven't seen Numb in a while, he might have gone on vacation.

we all miss him.
androidfink Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww man :(
djyturz Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
actually i've realized how much i miss having him around. i wonder how he's doing. ...time to check up on him, neh?
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Tsumetaitenshi Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2009
Happy Christmas :D
obvious-calamity Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009
Keep up the great work. Such things are the only reason I bother with this stupid site...when I think it has become nothing but a combination of backyard beaver and inflated final fantasy buggery...I always can look forward to the refreshing mutilation of human beings courtesy of your excellency. Thanks for sharing your work.
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